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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Like my father and my father's father before him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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There's nothing wrong with my career.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Is my toaster oven on there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-Van Buren Boys? -Yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-The last president to have a beard? -Nixon.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-No, I mean a real thick beard. -His was thick.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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No, I mean like a full, long beard, like Smith Brothers Cough Drops.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-Who? -Artemis N. Falkmore.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-You made that up, right? -Yeah.

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-But it sounds like a president name? -Yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Why do presidents all have bad names?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Woodrow, Grover, Millard.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Are you wearing lifts in those shoes?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Cab.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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What's the great moment? On your deathbed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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They're pounding on your chest, and you're going: Ten, nine, eight--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I told you this thing was good.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-I can't believe this is our first date. -I know. Dessert?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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No, she's great.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-She's attractive and fun. -Well, maybe she decided...