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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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- The kavorca? What is that? - The lure of the animal.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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I was hoping there'd be a name on the tube.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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- It stinks. What are you doing? - I've got the kavorca.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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I did not break the seal. There was no breaking and entering.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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...and can throw off the balance between people that are going out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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It makes them seem so insecure, doesn't it?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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After that, anybody with pants on...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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...seems like they know what they're talking about.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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In any difference of opinion, pants always beats no pants.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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Well, we can't all be dating podiatrists.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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- It's over. - What?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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- How'd you get in? - Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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She's limiting herself to Latvian Orthodox?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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...King Edward didn't live in Queens with Frank and Estelle Costanza.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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- George, I wasn't serious. - How hard could it be?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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As a kid, while kids were out playing, I'd be in my room practicing kissing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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- I wouldn't do that. - I would.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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But that's what podiatrists do. They deal in fungus.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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They're knee-deep in fungus. This guy knows fungus.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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And what is Brother Costanza planning on telling Mother Costanza?