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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.5s

- Why not? - I guess because it's her job.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.3s

I'm Claude Seinfeld.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

5.9s

Yes. Because my previous vomit was also June 29th, 1972.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.7s

She didn't like me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.5s

I don't want people touching me that don't wanna have sex with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.5s

Yeah, sometimes it really makes me tense.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.3s

- She told you she doesn't like me? - Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.4s

"Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.8s

- I'm sorry, Kramer. - Why, why? Look, I paid for her!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3s

- Yeah, me either. - It's just I hate that type.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.8s

You get me all loosened up, juices flowing, then:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.7s

I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.6s

She doesn't like me. Now, Jerry, if you don't mind...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4s

George, anything you have to say to her, you can say in front of me.