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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Yeah. I'm invited.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I could see the can if you're in the Army.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- Why? The colour? - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- Bob Cobb? - You know, the Maestro.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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You know you hurt the Maestro's feelings.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I think I'd go for the back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- The house in Toscana. - Yeah, right, right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Coffee's one of the only things you can have...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- So I spoke to the security guard. - Yeah? And?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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What about the name? Did he make you call him Maestro?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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The other day, you mentioned there were no houses in Tuscany.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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You've got to stop it. You're all hopped up on the caffeine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Okay, from now on, I want you to call me Jerry the Great.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- I'm not calling you Jerry the Great. - Why not? You call him Maestro.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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And people constantly try to give you coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Who's having coffee? Can I get you some coffee?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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...that people continue to try and give it to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Waitresses ask, Can I fill it up? Can I warm it up? Can I top it off?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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You could lift up a manhole cover:

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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There are coffee machines we have to call mister.