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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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That's impossible. I'd rather lie to him the rest of my life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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...I made an excuse and got the hell out of there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E05 The Package

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...and expose you to the light of justice as the monster that you are.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Wait. Wait a minute. As long as you're gonna lie to the guy...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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Staring at my diaphragm, you know? It's just lying there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Because I'll be lying there, and people will spit on me and empty my pockets.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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And he didn't remember you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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- Of course. - It's all up here, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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George and I will miss your company.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- Mint. - Of course.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...I kind of...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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All of it!

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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- Fred? - Yeah, and then he stood me up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Matter of time now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...and I think, Geraldo.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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And those bank lines.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I'm out of the picture. I am out of the picture.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I was buying her one of those containers of orange drink.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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A couple of tough monkeys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...of Eastern European national anthems.