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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

-That's Ohio, Jerry. -I've heard of Ohio, Katie...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

Isn't bunk bad? Like, that's a lot of bunk?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

-You got any matches? -Middle drawer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5.1s

-I got you an assembly. -An assembly?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

We got a soccer game in Chile. Anyway, the plane crashes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.4s

Got lost? We went to school here for three years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.4s

Kramer's got more muscle, higher protein content. It's better for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.6s

I'm finding that out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5s

-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

Louise. That's what's doing it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

-That's sixth grade, seventh grade-- -I understand.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

Jerry, don't freak out. I'll take care of you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

I thought the whole dream of dating a doctor was debunked?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.8s

But ultimately you're gonna choose in favor of sex, right?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.1s

-Well, I would eat you. -That's very nice, I guess.