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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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You know, they clothe the poor and the homeless.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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"In the opinion of the board, you need further rehabilitation, I'm afraid."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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...and thrown back into the slammer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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It's just like in the movies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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"Twenty degrees off the starboard side.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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- You could be the pirate comedian. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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- Whose shirt is it? - What's the difference?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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"Avast ye, matey"? What the hell does that mean?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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Just once I would like to have the guts...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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I don't feel comfortable handing out bologna sandwiches in the building.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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- Agreed to wear the puffy shirt. - What are you talking about?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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What is this? Is this what you wore on the show?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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- I gotta go move the car. - Well, I guess we'll be going.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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I think it's the stupidest shirt I've ever seen, to be perfectly honest with you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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But I don't wanna be a pirate.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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She's one of these low-talkers. You can't hear a word.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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There's no way that you could fake this even.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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And you go back into that little room of yours, you feel so huge.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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It's like you could take your bed and just crush it in your hands.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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You can hold your parents between your fingers.