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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.7s

...which to me is just the lowest function of human life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.5s

- You sure you don't wanna go? - I want to, but I can't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.3s

Boy, I know she really wants to see that with me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.4s

Right. You, me and Elaine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.9s

...why don't you just go as fast as you can...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.2s

So why do you call me six times a day?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

3.2s

I don't know. They drink and they bend things at the bar. I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

1.9s

I don't know where this booze hound is.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

1.6s

She talked me into one more day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

1.8s

But, you know- What if, you know...?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.3s

- You pick it up? - Well, you have to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

1.3s

How you feeling?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.6s

You can't tell someone how you feel about their girlfriend...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.3s

...you find onboard here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.6s

Do you believe this? Do you believe what I'm dealing with?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.3s

If you could see her personality...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2s

You can't talk during a movie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.1s

Can't you put some newspapers down or something?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

3.4s

I'm telling you, one more day, stink breath!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2s

I really think you guys are good together.