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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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She's supposed to call me when she gets home.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and I won't stand for it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- You do it for me. - What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And she doesn't have the beeper for it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.1s

- Really? - I have no patience for lactose...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Could I look at uneven eyebrows for the rest of my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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But you know as soon as she gets in, she's going for that machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Do I want someone looking at me like this for the rest of my life?