NEW!   Follow YARN on Instagram New Stuff, Yummies

Missing a fave video? Suggest a film, show or song! Click to email us!

Find old favorites and new gems in clips to explore

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.6s

I'm finding that out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

Louise. That's what's doing it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

-That's sixth grade, seventh grade-- -I understand.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

-That's Ohio, Jerry. -I've heard of Ohio, Katie...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

Isn't bunk bad? Like, that's a lot of bunk?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.1s

-Well, I would eat you. -That's very nice, I guess.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.8s

-That is so unprofessional. -Oh, relax, Katie. It's not a problem.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.8s

The Portuguese waitress?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

The intellect, represented here...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

The no-sex thing is having the reverse affect on you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4s

The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

...and the part obsessed with sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.6s

Why are we flying over the Andes?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

To a woman, sex is like the garbage man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

...is now functioning for the first time in its existence.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

We got a soccer game in Chile. Anyway, the plane crashes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

I thought the whole dream of dating a doctor was debunked?