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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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It's a corrective device. If you see someone with a hearing aid...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I don't remember his name. I think it began with a W, maybe a Q.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- So, what are you doing tonight? - I got a date with that girl Lena.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Hey, look at this. I just got a citation in the mail for my work with shut-ins.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You can't have sex with someone you admire.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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A friend of a friend of a friend knows Susan.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Hey, a hit is a totally different story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...for a speedboat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...a giving person. If I date a taking person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...off the AIDS Walk list, you wouldn't have gone out with him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I need a group dynamic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Yeah, well, if I didn't do something, I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I don't wanna be a 32.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You know, they're a very eccentric group...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...to a 31 on all my jeans.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I have a friend, wears eyeglasses, no prescription...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You met her a few weeks ago, but?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You know, because you're such a good person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- Better than you. - I got a 31 waist, mister.