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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.9s

I looked up and I saw Woody Allen. I got all distracted.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

- You did? - I did.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

- I know why we have reservations. - I don't think you do.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

I don't know, but he's unconscious.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.5s

What should I do? Call the police?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.6s

That's the time I need somebody there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

I would like a car alarm like that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.1s

- Did you steal my car? - Yes, I did.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.8s

I mean, they had no medicine, no drugs...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.5s

- So was Mia Farrow there? - I didn't see him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.6s

- I don't have a washcloth. - Use a paper towel.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.4s

I mean, because, come on, they're running wild there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

- But that's my car. - I didn't know it was yours.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

I didn't cross any wires. The keys were in it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

He seems to enjoy it when I read to him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.9s

Hello, yes. I called for an ambulance like 35 minutes ago.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.6s

- What are you gonna do with it? - I don't know. Drive around.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

All I need is the sickness. That is the most important one.