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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.2s

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.2s

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.2s

Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.6s

- These pretzels are making me thirsty. - No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

The rest of the time, go out, have a ball.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.2s

Thanks. "The extent of the damage would've been far less severe...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

5s

- These pretzels are making me thirsty. - No, no. See, that's no good.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.5s

...in the Upper West Side apartment of a friend."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

Listen, there's a pair of gloves in the glove compartment.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.6s

- ...he's reading from one of his novels. - Owen March. I never heard of him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

- I'm kidding around, of course. - Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.8s

Lights flashing on and off, acting all crazy.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

But the reservation keeps the car here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.1s

...production of a Woody Allen movie that was shooting up the block.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.1s

- ...could you die from the odour? - An overdose of odour. Good question.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

The best part of being sick is when you're in a relationship.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.4s

"Owen March, prominent author and essayist, suffered a stroke yesterday...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.4s

...and there is absolutely nothing that can be done about that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.2s

- They cross the wires or something. - Cross the wires?