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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Did he say anything about me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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You can say what you want about me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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So you're saying his girl, his car, his clothes, it's all up for grabs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Because they give up too easy. I say pills don't work, try a rope.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- You don't want to? - No, no, I want to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I wanted them to come to me after the test and go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I can't commit to a woman, I'm not committing to an airline.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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We're sending the results to Washington.

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I'd love to go. Make an appointment.

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I don't like to give out bites.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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So we're in the room and she's trying to get me to kiss her in front of him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Name one paranormal thing that happened to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- How up to date? - All the way up.

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George, you know, my friend goes to a psychic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Well, I went with her to the hospital last night.

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...but if I locate them, you'll be the first to know.

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He'll have a lot of catching up to do, I guess.

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That's why these people don't succeed at life to begin with.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Let me ask you something. How long do you have to wait...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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That's why I'm trying to get that vacuum. Somebody's gonna grab it.