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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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And the other kid knows he's got nothing to say.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- So, what did he say? - What stuff?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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They're closing in on 100, I'm saying to them, How can you eat that stuff?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Your first reaction, or one of your friends, will say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You just said you wanted it. - No, I'm saying if a situation arose...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I know what you're saying now. - It's time you got out of here, anyway.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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One of them says, I got the front seat. I wanted it. I called it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...to just pick a finger and you show it to the person.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...and I'm supposed to feel bad.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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This is a place to live.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You shouldn't have to live like this. - You just said you wanted to live here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Yeah. The hot water takes a while to come on. So the best thing to do...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It's not easy to give the toe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Something boring to read on the plane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It's like moving from Iceland to Finland.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Very few crooks go to the trouble...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Jerry? I think I'm on to something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Well, it was nice to meet you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...and I came in to get the spatula.