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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.7s

Didn't come true.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.4s

I can get it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.7s

When are you going out with her again?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.5s

Let's get out of here, George.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.4s

Maybe I'll chain her to the refrigerator and sell tickets.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.1s

-Not bad. What does she--? -I put her stats on the back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.3s

And at Brandt-Leland, I'm getting things done.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.8s

-It's my stomach. -You're probably getting an ulcer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

4s

But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.1s

I warned the queen you were getting close and...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

5.1s

I had to ask Kevin to leave his office and come and pick me up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3s

In the circus, you get to ride on the train, see the whole planet.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.1s

I tried to get him one, but man-hands almost ripped my arm out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.1s

If I get it, will you take me to that club and show me a good time?