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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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They hold it in all the time and eventually...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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You should always bring a pad and a pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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Because I could get uromysitisis poisoning and die, that's why.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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I had a bottle of very tepid water and I poured it out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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You don't know where we parked?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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- ...my friend forgot where he parked... - Sure, I'll drive you around.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Parking space. Parking space.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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...but the problem with it is, even if you figure out where you are...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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...because it's an upright map.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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If you had, like, suction-cup feet, then you could just walk right up on it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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But people would know. They would see you walking down the mall going:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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They'd go, That's one of those suction-cup guys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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I heard about that guy. He's never lost.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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Why do they hide the bathrooms in these malls?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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- Oh, this is great. - Look, I thought it was Green 22.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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I remember Orange. I thought it was Orange.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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- I didn't pay attention. - This is just what I need.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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- Why? There's nobody around. - I'll wait.