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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And you were integral.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Hey, I need some more matches. -What is going on in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, I'm not going on. -What did you come down here for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and the part obsessed with sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, and your teeth, your teeth are all brown.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And give you the chance to see some real disappointed kids.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Once he passes the test, you'll have sex and you'll be fine.