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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.

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Okay? Now, from what I know about you...

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Jerry, don't freak out. I'll take care of you.

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Don't worry about it.

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I'm finding that out.

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You know, just by conversing, you can really learn a lot about a person.

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-So fast? What about me? -No.

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But what am I gonna talk about for two hours?

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I told her I would have to think about it.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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And you were integral.

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I'll see you later.

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What did you expect?

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-You got any matches? -Middle drawer.

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They bump you in junior high...

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-What is Borax? -Yes, you are right.

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-Why not? -Well, you can confine them.

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-I got you an assembly. -An assembly?

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-Hey. -Where have you been? You're on next.