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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Yeah, she is.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, you know what they say, lucky in love, unlucky with fruit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Is it just me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, I love you. You know, you can only hold out for so long.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm sorry. Is this 805-555-3234?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Jerry, this is great cantaloupe. - All right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...when they walk by? - This is amazing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...is the total dead stop. Not even rolling...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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What is this obsession people have with books?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The other thing is, if you don't like anything...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Is this the best lane for me, for my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Everybody's guy is the best. - I'll make an appointment for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So you want me to get the books, is that it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Which is why we make up the phoney, bogus names for the jobs we have.