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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

1.7s

I'm an architect.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

2.1s

I'm an architect.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

2.1s

I'm slippery as an eel.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

2.9s

"But, Your Honor, I'm an accountant."

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

3.2s

-I'm an old man. I'm confused. -You're under arrest.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

2.7s

I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E11 The Switch

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- What do you do? - I'm an architect.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

2.6s

- What do you do? - I'm an architect.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

2.2s

...that I'm writing a book, an autobiography?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

2.3s

It was an accident. I'm gonna talk to him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S07E06 The Soup Nazi

3.1s

- What about the soup? - I'm getting an armoire, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

2.4s

See, the thing is, I'm in an awkward position here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E13 The Cartoon

4s

Oh, that's it. I'm gonna put an end to this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.2s

And by the way, that was an I'm not sorry wave.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

3s

I'm sitting on the D train for an hour and 15 minutes...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3s

I can't commit to a woman, I'm not committing to an airline.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (1)

2.5s

I'm going there in an hour if you wanna meet me there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.5s

She spent an hour and a half making me feel like I'm worthless.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

3.1s

I'm such an idiot. I was gonna do this whole bit on that bottle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...to buy an old lamp, and suddenly I'm getting them out of a jam.