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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm wonderful. I never felt better in my whole life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...or in the lobby, or whatever...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I just pick up the phone and she's in the middle of a sentence.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I know that going in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm always in traffic with the lane expert.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...so I said to myself, Marlene, just do it. And I jumped in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You know, it just goes on and on without a break in the wall.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I left some books in her apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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There's no break in the conversation where you can go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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They put them in their houses like they're trophies.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Is this the best lane for me, for my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, you know what they say, lucky in love, unlucky with fruit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I took her home one night. We started up a little in the car.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm gonna have to wait in that little room all by myself, aren't I?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...Ahab and the whale become good friends.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And then it's, Jerry...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...and you look out the window, you see gum clearly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And I'll go, Oh, hi, Marlene.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And it's those meaningless, purposeless, blather calls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You sit there and you got your little magazine.