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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.8s

-World War I plane? -No, I'm in my shower.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

1.4s

I don't have enough room.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3.2s

I thought I'd polish it up with this belt sander I have here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3.3s

Well, it's funny. I mean, you have a big head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.1s

...in his stomach in slow motion.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.7s

I was walking around naked in front of Melissa the other day--

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.2s

But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.3s

No, I think the head does most of the stretching.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3.8s

-I asked if I could borrow a sweater. -A cashmere sweater.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

4.1s

Thank you. I did notice and I appreciate you rectifying it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3.3s

Then to make it bloom, soak it in water for 30 to 40 minutes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3.6s

I said, preferably cashmere. For warmth.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2s

Okay, Jerry. I fixed that bike.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

1.4s

-You got a little rage. -I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

1.6s

I kept trying to picture her naked...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2s

-Do you challenge? -No, I do not challenge.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

1.9s

No, I told you. It's just a dry run.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3.6s

-I thought naked is good. -This isn't good naked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3.8s

Maybe a haircut and I don't know, maybe this and--

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3.4s

-I really think it's the size of your neck. -It's my head.