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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm wonderful. I never felt better in my whole life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So it must have been 95 degrees that night...

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Well, I guess I've been chosen.

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She called me. I never called her. She started it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm gonna have to wait in that little room all by myself, aren't I?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- You never had it like this before. - I only eat cantaloupe...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I know that going in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You don't have to pay the $35 I gave the chiropractor...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...their lane choice. Never quite sure:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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See? Never as bad as you imagine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I left some books in her apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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She never asks if I'm busy or anything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, I have a general idea what it was.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Yes, I know I have the wrong number. I want to know if I dialled wrong or...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...that makes other doctors go, I have to see this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I just pick up the phone and she's in the middle of a sentence.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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If you'd answered me, I wouldn't have had to do this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...so I said to myself, Marlene, just do it. And I jumped in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...or in the lobby, or whatever...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Have you reread those books yet, by the way?