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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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I have seen the changes in you the past couple of years.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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- They'll never let you in with it. - Why not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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I never realized how powerful these tears are.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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I probably have. Of course I have. What am I talking about?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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I don't have anything. What? Ask him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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I thought you'd have some reaction to it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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Well, maybe you have. What do I know?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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I'll never be able to get a job. I mean, doesn't that concern you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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I've been drinking caffe lattes since the fifth grade...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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- Boy, she is something, isn't she? - Yeah, she's something else.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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- You're kidding. - No, no, I would turn you in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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Hey, Kramer, if I killed somebody, would you turn me in?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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- You would turn me in? - I wouldn't even think about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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In your situation...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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Man, you have grown. You've matured.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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You know what, even if you killed somebody, I wouldn't turn you in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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Yes, it's very difficult. Few men have the constitution for it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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...the only sex you're gonna have better than make-up sex...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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If you need more time, you should have more time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

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Yes, I know, I know.