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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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...I promised this comedy club that I'd do a set tonight.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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I don't belong to a health club. I have a limit on naked men I see in one day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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Zero.

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That's it.

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The picture IDs. Security guards. Signing in and out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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What is this, the Kremlin?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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I mean, the people with a membership go twice a year. Who's breaking in?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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Is this a big problem, people stealing exercise?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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And what if they catch the person? What then? They run. It's aerobic.

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Makes it even worse.

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- Really? - That's why it's called the StairMaster.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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Well, I'm done. I think I'm gonna go take a sauna.

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- Thursday night. - Okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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Good workout?

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- It's a pretty girl. - Tremendous girl.

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- She the one you went out with? - Yeah. I really like her.

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You know, they're fake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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- What? Don't say that. - No. They're fake.

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- How do you know? - I can tell.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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I'm not bragging. I happen to have a very keen lesbian eye.