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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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...I made an excuse and got the hell out of there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E05 The Package

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...and expose you to the light of justice as the monster that you are.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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Staring at my diaphragm, you know? It's just lying there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Because I'll be lying there, and people will spit on me and empty my pockets.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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And he didn't remember you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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- Of course. - It's all up here, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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George and I will miss your company.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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- Fred? - Yeah, and then he stood me up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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...and a bottle of tequila.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E13 The Cartoon

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Years of rejection and failure...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

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You know, the guy has one leg and he still calls himself Leapin' Larry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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Lots of melons and shapes. Everyone squeezing and smelling.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (1)

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And your crab legs? And a thing of cheese?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E06 The Statue

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And of all things to take.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E18 The Friars Club

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- And? - Well, he flinched sort of.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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- ...and all of a sudden- - It.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E22 The Summer of George

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...and l'm stuck doing food and beverage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E12 The Busboy

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...and undergo a series of gruelling interviews.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E08 The Cheever Letters

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- Yeah, and because of the time. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...and he lost control of the car.