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Garden State (2004)

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Shit! I got to go to my meeting.

Garden State (2004)

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I got you a little going-away present...

Garden State (2004)

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Okay, then I won't let you on my yacht.

Garden State (2004)

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But... I got it back to you, right? That's gotta be worth something.

Garden State (2004)

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Now, look. Whaddya got to do today? 'Cause, uh...

Garden State (2004)

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- I'd like to return these. - You got a receipt?

Garden State (2004)

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And when I was 16, my psychiatrist dad came around to the conclusion that...

Garden State (2004)

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I'd be lying to you if I told you it was my plan all along.

Garden State (2004)

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The corners are bent on my "Friendly Fire," and someone stole my "Wolf Blitzer."

Garden State (2004)

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Hey.! This is my wife, Faye.

Garden State (2004)

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Yeah. Well, I was nine.

Garden State (2004)

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- What? - No, nothin'. I just, uh...

Garden State (2004)

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- I thought you killed yourself. - What?

Garden State (2004)

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- I didn't know you were here. - Oh, that's okay.

Garden State (2004)

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Why are you buying knives? I don't need knives.

Garden State (2004)

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but, uh, I gotta kind of track it down first.

Garden State (2004)

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You know what? I do apply myself every day, Mom.

Garden State (2004)

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Hey, nice to meet you. I'm sorry I said "vagina"just now.

Garden State (2004)

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But what they don't know is that at night I climb down.

Garden State (2004)

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I suppose it is odd that we live down here like this.