If the polar ice caps keep melting at their current rate,all of Newport will be under water in ten years anyway.

Hire the guy who makes the balloon octopus.

They're all the same.

It's all over but the big, public make-out session.

And the scandal with your dad...

Coop's stuck on the Ferris wheel...

You should be on the debate team.

You can write up the lab reports.

He's surprised that the ocean is big. Smoke another beer, Chip.

You have to go. You own the school.

What about Kickoff Carnival? You're the social chair.

How? We all go to the same school.

Let's see. Be humiliated in front of the entire school...

Okay. The point is, there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Not in the oven would be a good place to start.

Sailing is, like, so not the fastest way to get anywhere.

- Our chemistry is undeniable. - I don't have a date to the cotillion.

- Good news! I'm available. - No.

...or hire someone to do balloon animals?

So your boyfriend cheated on you, and, yes, you almost died in Mexico.