Non-magic folk. This boy's had his name down ever since he were born.

Troll! In the dungeon!

- Hurry up! Bring my coffee, boy. - Yes, Uncle Vernon.

And in first place...

You're meddling in things that ought not to be meddled in. It's dangerous.

In my opinion, best day of the week. Why is that, Dudley?

You could be great, you know. It's all here, in your head.

But I told him. I said, "The trick with any beast is to know how to calm him."

And then, if you please, she went and got herself blown up! And we got landed with you.

Who did this? How did you get in there? ls there a snake?

There was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.

Well, he'll be wanting to see me. Now, uh, your train leaves in 10 minutes.

He will not be going there! We swore when we took him in we'd put a stop to all this rubbish.