- Hurry up! Bring my coffee, boy. - Yes, Uncle Vernon.

- Move! - He's asleep!

He's boring.

Who did this? How did you get in there? ls there a snake?

And a thumping good one, I'd wager, once you're trained up little.

He will not be going there! We swore when we took him in we'd put a stop to all this rubbish.

...and I knew you would be the same. Just as strange, just as abnormal.

And then, if you please, she went and got herself blown up! And we got landed with you.

Oh, and I suppose a great Muggle like yourself's going to stop him, are you?

I will not pay to have some crackpot old fool teach him magic tricks.

Never insult Albus Dumbledore...

Oh, um, I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone at Hogwarts about that.

Ooh, We're a bit behind schedule. Best be off.

This is Crabbe, and Goyle.

We'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter.

9 3/4? Think you're being funny, do ya?

And a thirst to prove yourself.

But where to put you?

You could be great, you know. It's all here, in your head.

And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatnesses, no doubt about that.