Wrote a column about looters. Wrote a column about volunteers.

Wrote a column about writing columns.

I wrote a column about you,

Wrote a column about gas prices. Wrote a column about water prices.

Wrote a column about nannies in Boca. Wrote a column about the women of Boca.

wrote a column suggesting

Wrote a column about Marley pulling the table.

Wrote a column about the growth of South Beach.

Wrote a column about the beauty of air conditioning.

I wrote something in here. Uh, a column.

Went to the emergency room. Wrote a column about hospitals.

Got a flat driving home. Wrote a column about state troopers.

I wrote some nice things about him in my column.

Check it. Says he wrote a column!

Wrote a column about the ball game. Took crap from Sebastian about it.

My next column just wrote itself.