New topple popple slim cans, topple popple classic cans.

Topple popple.

In changing the topple can. No, I won't.

Topple popple slim can light.

We're redesigning the topple popple can.

To make one thing -- the topple popple can --

And tell him you want to change it.

But I don't want to get murdered over a soda can.

I'm not apologizing, and I'm not changing the can.

You like topple popple, do you?

[ sighs ] it's over. Topple is poppled.

Stick with that topple popple classic.

But through all this, I somehow feel changed.

To track down topple nation.

The beefy-handed can still enjoy a cold topple popple,

Topple nation: [ distorted voice ] this is topple nation.