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If the Patriot Act had tits, I'd buy it a steak.
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Shameless (2011) - S01E01 Drama
2.7s
-"Yeah, but if! had tits...." -Yeah, but if I had tits...
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Arrested Development (2003) - S02E05 Sad Sack
1.9s
The Patriot Act. Read it.
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Happy Days (1974) - S02E15 The Not Making of a President
1.5s
I'd buy it.
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The Departed (2006)
3.8s
Patriot Act, Patriot Act. I love it, I love it, I love it.
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Star Trek (1966) - S01E10 The Corbomite Maneuver
2.7s
- I'll buy speculation. - I'd sell it if I had any.
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Suits (2011) - S01E11 Drama
1.8s
If I'd had it...
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Homeland (2011) - S06E12 Mystery
1.4s
Repeal the PATRIOT Act?
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Arrested Development (2003) - S03E10 Fakin' It
2.2s
- It's a mock trial. - Read the Patriot Act.
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The Patriot
2.6s
...when I had a family of my own, I'd understand.
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The Sopranos (1999) - S03E09 Drama
1.5s
if it's music, tits,
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The Love Boat (1977) - S01E18 Winner Take Love/The Congressman Was Indiscreet/Isaac's History Lesson
4.8s
I'd faint if they served me a rare steak.
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Waste Land (2010)
1.7s
I'd buy it.
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Friends (1994) - S05E24 The One in Vegas (2)
2.8s
If you get this, we buy everybody a steak dinner.
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The Real Housewives of Dubai (2022) - S01E01 Sand Dunes and Don'ts
1.8s
- No, it's tit-tit-tit-tit-tit,
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force (2000) - S01E06 Comedy
1.4s
Well, if I'd had it,
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Friday Night Lights (2006) - S01E04 Sport
2s
Buy all the steaks. Buy all the ribs.