If only I had been like a bird that day, I never would have been Pissy Chrissy.

I would have been scared if she hadn't been

I would go quickly if I were you.

if justice had been done, I never would have been here.

She would have been if I hadn't interrupted.

I guess that would have been okay if bad guys were make-believe, too.

"And if I'd have been there, I would have been like,

it would have been if it were a nuclear

This would never have happened if I were black.

It would have been easier if I were alone.

I would have been shocked if they were like,

if she would have been into it, too.

- I would have never allowed this. - She would never.

She would have been.

When would she have been found? Maybe never.

She probably would have felt guilty if it weren't so exciting.