Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

George you're a Wormwood you start acting like one! Sit up and look at the TV! Ahhhhh! The fibers fused to my head! I still don't see how you glued your hat on George.

Miss Trunchbull, May I--? - No, you may not.

Luan Loud is terrorising her school

was one of those remarkable people

I will get you like you got me.

Can You Just Bath For Me Leave Me Alone Stop Talking Though Out This Time

Leave thee behind! Leave thee behind!

We are eating dinner And watching The Sword in the Stone

What? - This is illegal.

Apple never rots from the tree! James Gandolfini Italy

And hold the newt.

el gringo qlo abrio la puerta al otro lado de la perilla sin romperla...

You! Go to your room right now! Right now! Beat it! You! Go to your room right now! Right now! Beat it!

I want you around here now, WITH ANOTHER COW!

Oh, no, no. We'll have everything we need. Don't worry.

I’m right, you’re wrong, I’m in the ref And you can go in the foul chokey

So I'd like you to be especially nice to Matilda and make her feel welcome, all right?

Mr. Wormwood, if you think watching some rotten TV show

Billy, you made The Dog whining again! Apologize to him now! No, it's not my fault, Mom! And what do you want from me?

In this classroom, in this school, I am God!

You Found That Comb In The Bouillabaisse.

I love it here. I really love it here. I love the school. I really love the school. It isn't fair. I love it here. I really love it here. I love the school. I really love the school. It isn't fair.

There's Nothing You Can Get From A Book That You Can't Get From A Television Faster.

Crush the little weseal!!

They were left out for the world to see because you weren't here to take them in.

Now, we're gonna believe this... they're like explanation.

ITS NOT MINE ITS A LIBRARY BOOK

You're a little cheat. You saw the paper.

I Can't. - This Is A Nice Place.

You're Pulling The Skin! - You're Such A Baby! Stop It! - No!

Adopt me, Miss Honey. You can adopt me.

Miss Trunchbull:

No more Miss Nice Girl

well nobody will be in guam come on let's go. where are we going wangfujing. no excuses! paid through NDIS! have a good time!

No, she'd notice.

Narrator: The father gets mad at people

A book? What do you want a book for?

Put your light on!

Shouldn't we hide or something? Yeah. Yeah, go.

Mickey mouse clubhouse Lol

I can't. This is a nice place.

Luan Loud hit a double bingo

Shh, shh, shh, Shh.

Being rich in school be like

NARRATOR: Having power isn't nearly as important

What is it, Lavender? A frog!

Should we go inside and have tea and cookies?

The sawdust quiets the gears, and lets the engine run as sweet as a nut ... for a couple of miles.

Welcome back my heartstrings!

Did you know that the heart of a mouse beats at the rate of 650 times a minute?

Much Too Good For Children.

Sherri Hit the double Bingo!

[ZINNIA SCREAMING]

Two times four is? CHILDREN: Eight.

Moby what?!? This is filth, trash! Here. - It's Not Mine! It's a Library Book. Moby what?!? This is filth, trash! Here. - It's Not Mine! It's a Library Book.

is one in which there are no children at all.

Who owns a disgusting ribbon,

Dad? What do you want?

I love it here. I love my school. It isn't fair.

Oh, yeah, huh? Well, uh-- - My school is a model of discipline.

I was supposed to start school in September. You wouldn't listen.

I think there's something wrong with Luan Loud

All Right, That's Enough. Let's Get Sticky!

it was a rare, happy moment when Matilda could just play with her friends.

And if I couldn't teach, I'd have nothing at all.

We are eating dinner And watching the lion king

Morning, Miss Trunchbull.

when you skip merrily to lunch,

Today we diddle the customer.

Get that off of me!

After the frist line

who's filling in for josephine green? rardie niccolls.

There's A Sucker Born Every Minute. We're Gonna Take Them For All They Got. There's A Sucker Born Every Minute. We're Gonna Take Them For All They Got.

I hit the double bingo! Aah!

Answer: Matilda!

I'm right, you're wrong. Hey, dip-face, here's your book.

I Want Respect, And I Want It Now!

Oh, yeah, huh? Well, uh-- My school is a model of discipline.

George we'll just chop Marley up and sell her paintings George we'll just electroucute Marley onto the freeway and leave her behind

who's filling in for frances provost? will kirkwood.

who's filling in for rebecca gallagher? tarriot ong.

would little Brucey come up here, please?!

Only when they deserved it, of course.

Others take a less emotional approach.

Dinner time is family time. Put that book down and start acting like you're in this family.

Drawn The Painted Tower

Wow. Cool. I didn't know I could do that.

Come out and fight like a man!

MATILDA: Whoever painted the Trunchbull must have had a strong stomach.

Who is in thy future and eternity house?! Who is in thy future and eternity house?!

would little Bruce’s come up Here, please?!

Her father was a doctor,

Shot put, Javelin… HAMMER TOE

They're all filthy nasty things. Glad I never was one.

Had they paid any attention to her at all,

The apple never rots far from the tree.

Can't you sell good cars, Dad?

Miss Honey moved back into her father's house.

Just a minute. I'm gonna yank this hat off. I'm pulling it.

But the girl's aunt was a mean person who treated the girl very badly.

You!. Go to your room right now!. Right now!. Beat it!. You!. Go to your room right now!. Right now!. Beat it!.

NARRATOR: With the FBI watching her father

Se supone que los empleados de McDonald's vinieron a reemplazar las empleadas del Burger Shot

Shouldn't we have a search warrant to do this?

[CHILDREN GASP]

Now, you all remember how scary your first days at school were.

(Creaking Continues)

oh yeah?!? well a man is entitled to come home and find dinner on the table!

Oh, yes, I love to read.

Now, give us a big loud roar. Mr. Waternoose, there's no time for this. Come on, what are you waiting for? Roar. But, But, Sir. ROAR!

I scooped these up for you, Miss Honey.

You better stop eating all of these zucchini and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these onions and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these garlics and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these zucchini and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these onions and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these garlics and tomatoes!

oh yeah?!? well a man is entitled to come home and find dinner on the table!

No wonder it's a lifeside of us. The Tigermann Man always

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Change those socks! Too pink.

Well, I think she might be happier in an older and more advanced class.

Have A Marshmallow. Have Another Marshmallow, Dip-Face!

Don't even breathe loudly.

There's a sucker born every minute. We're gonna take them for all they got.

Are you in this family?

Babyface, I'm starved!

ZINNIA: He's standing in the middle of the ring because it's over.

I’m Matilda Lavender

You look like you enjoyed that, Brucey.

Almost got you.

(GROANING SOUND EFFECT)

What car? Sued by who? Who you been talking to?

BOY, TRUNCHBULL - Miss Honey. Yes, Miss Trunchbull.

Se parece mucho al McDonald's

NARRATOR: And doing, perhaps, the first decent thing they ever did for their daughter,

Please get a water pitcher. But Miss Honey--

Who was on air for the BBC yesterday Who isn't on air today?

I'll be watching you, all of you,

Do you make money? Do you have a job?

We can't leave valuable packages sitting out on the doorstep.

I'm Fed Up With All This Reading! You're A Wormwood, It's Time You Started Acting Like One! Sit Up And Look At The TV. I'm Fed Up With All This Reading. You're A Wormwood, It's Time You Started Acting Like One! Sit Up And Look At The TV.

It's gonna be okay, I promise.

Do you know why I told you this? No.

Man i’m fucking bored

PU PU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Someone like the kind, courageous people in her books.

Well, it was really great.

Because she's a spectacularly wonderful child, and I love her.

That's where Miss Trunchbull lives.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]

And the walls have broken glass and nails sticking out.

This boy, Bruce Bogtrotter,

One of the odd things about life is sometimes you can do something

Harry, take your hat off.

Days of the week of spy kids 1 2 3 on DVD and Blu-ray I either have to call the police to get the new spy kids toy from the farm Pounds

I'll come in and pound your miserable hide!

Quit bugging me!!!

Could you repeat the last one--? $10,265.

She's reading material that I-- Want one?

♪ You know what they say About the young ♪