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Matilda, you know how to multiply big numbers?
Dinner Time Is Family Time! What Is This Trash You Are Reading? Dinner Time Is Family Time! What Is This Trash You Are Reading?
No way. They gotta be implants.
Where's Lissy Doll? Upstairs.
Eso le pasa por hacerme enojar
me when theres no cola and my coworker has cola on them
How about letting me handle that camera for a while?
Here we go.
HONEY: Teatime.
it used to be nadia amelia ln off and just feel indian curry seen premitions with a vodafone balloon but she quit so it would be jorge dumpster taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
I'm gonna take that no-good jalopy you sold me and shove it up your bazooga!
A porcupine's heart beats 300 times a minute.
“Any of the small semiaquatic salamanders from the genus Triturus.
but it was precisely Harry's ranting and raving
Dad? What do you want?!?
When I left my home, Aunt Trunchbull's home,
Do you deny it?
When a person is bad, that person has to be taught a lesson.
DePaul Prep be like...
If you're being smart with me, young lady, you're going to be punished.
I'm fukkin fed up with all this dumb ass reading and shit You're a goddamn Chicken Brain, you start fukkin acting like one goddamnit
Tal vez sea un pez que se escapó
Two times nine is? CHILDREN: Eighteen.
Nadie te pregunto rana
I’m fucking fed up with all this shit reading! You’re a goddam wormwood piece of shit you start acting like one dumbass!
I think I've got them down. Watch this.
I’m 6 and a half mommy
Who You Been Talking To? - Uh, Nobody.
It is said that we humans use only a tiny portion of our brains.
That would be wonderful.
[♪♪♪]
Pucha barry. -saaaajajaja, que es quemao jajaja. saaaajajaja, que es quemao jajaja.
Mickey mouse clubhouse Lol
you are about to... just jewish shiendalin!
I like a joke as well as the next fat person.
- Give me the cookies. - Here.
[♪ Rusted Root: Send Me On My Way]
Now, go watch TV like a good kid.
Oh, my God.
Matilda
[SCREAMING]
Oh my goodness! It's a rabbit. This is disgusting!
Cuando me compro otro libro de magia
And what Matilda had in mind was nothing short of heroic.
I’m right and your’re wrong and and if you don’t like it you’ll go in the chokey
You've gotta be kidding. Uh-uh.
Matilda.
I'd be happy to walk her home.
Ha-ha-ha. So he came home with $2000 cash
Definitely. - Isn’t that dangerous?
Do you make money? Do you have a job?
Which is why I personally take such pride in my appearance.
Get in the car.
Ever you saw Spider-Man homecoming Hershey small Lakers poops and buffalo diarrhea
Are you ready to get sticky with Mickey?
#SNIFFING
Independent womenz be like..
Luan Loud get out off the street
Yes, I know what caveat emptor means, you lowlife liar!
Hey, dip-face,
Destroyer mains seeing all the new yamato
She didn't know.
When it's Mother's Day and your kids are being bad
You better stop eating all of these zucchini and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these onions and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these garlics and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these zucchini and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these onions and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these garlics and tomatoes!
HARRY I can't take it off!
Sit down, Bog.
NARRATOR: So she bought a little time for her dad to come to his senses.
and children.
Aaah! Aaah!
(MUSIC PLAYING SOUND EFFECT)
Stand up, you villainous sack of goat slime! You did this.
[♪♪♪]
Would anyone like to demonstrate?
An Albers? Glad I never was one…
frances bain and kerry provost. michael provost and frances lavelle.
I need a car. Inexpensive, but reliable. Can you service me?
こんなに読むのはもう飽きた! あなたはよもぎです、よもぎのように行動し始めます!
I'm nothing like my father. You're the spitting image.
Hey! Are you being smart with me? If you're being smart with me, young lady, you're going to be punished.
I'll be out there in a minute.
Some years ago, never mind how long precisely,
Single ladies be like..
Washington what?!!!
Shut Up! I Can't Think With All These Sirens.
en la pader y anos despues
Then Beat It. We're Watching TV.
No, thank you. I'm sure I can manage.
I'll be watching you, each and every one.
Yes.
The end is happier.
[PLAYING]
Look, Miss Snit.
When people are trying to show off
Who is this?
Take care of yourself, and be a good girl, okay?
I didn't do it.. Crush you and doin' little twit. Toh.
That is a promise!
Tallyho!
I'm not paying to see it. What will happen next? No sequels? Marketing/commercialism? My best guess is they won't make any money.
When my dad says I can't live with my best friend
One night, she got up her courage
[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
If you're being so smart with other people and thee, nice and young future and eternity lady, you're going to become so punished. If you're being so smart with other people and thee, nice and young future and eternity lady, you're going to become so punished.
Leave thee behind!. Leave thee behind!.
Lavender.
Future and eternity trash! Future and eternity trash!
Hey a hot toub
Lovekins, where's my breakfast?
Hop to Hippity hop!
and the good of those putrescent little children!
You chose books. I chose looks.
When life gives you Aquarius’s Make lemons
[YELLS]
Hiyah. Whack to the belly! A smack to the face. Another smack to the face!
If you became ill, heaven forbid,
Look, whatever it is, she's your problem now.
Well, I'm going to die today!
It’s Poison. Something’s Up.
All you have to do is sign them. I'll be an only child again.
Whoa…I feel WERID… I’m not like those other girls
When she finished all the children's books,
he’s got money in banks all over this house and does he give a dick?
MAN Producers are not liable for any skin irritation that may result from playing our game!
Form a line across the room! Quickly! Run, run, run! Don't keep me waiting.
[♪♪♪]
Julius Rottwinkle who was the one who ate two M&M's inside her lesson, but she caught him.
Here. Thanks.
You! I didn't move.
Other Girls : I'm not like other girls Trunchbull : I'm not like other girls
In This Classroom, In This School, I Am God! In This Classroom, In This School, I Am God!
[♪♪♪]
Get Real Sticky And Get Cash For Free.
AGENT BOB: You know how to use it?
Aah!
DBC! If Matilda can do it, so can you!
Get insider
I'm smart, you're dumb. I'm big, you're little. I'm right, you're wrong.
[TRUNCHBULL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]
20 years ago, we could turn the numbers back by hand. But--
HARRY There's no way out. Make a u-turn.
Oh, My God.
[GASPING]
Come on, move, you piece of junkyard fodder.
Yes!
she'd have to get herself.
I don’t have a baba on my head! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
menos mal que no djieron completo "no le pares" en venezuela ya que seria "no le pares bola" y sonaria raro para otros xd
No one ever got rich being honest
You're very brave, Miss Honey.
[CLATTERING]
I knew it!
General grant what?!
You interested in time-share? Get out of here.
NARRATOR: Everyone is born,
MATILDA: Poor kitty.
HONEY: No one knows.
So regardless of what Crunchem Hall looked like,
It's called Moby Dick, by Herman Melville.
The second one cost $512. Mm-hm.
Of course, Matilda was a frequent visitor.
Excuse me can I have to poop Yes
No More Miss Nice Girl. No More Miss Nice Girl.
Let me see the money. Never mind.
hbb bbb
My hair?
Luan Loud go watch TV
Watch the speedometer.
The young woman is you.
From Now On, This Family Does Exactly What I Say, When, Exactly When, I Say It! - Here's Your Hat, Harry. - Give Me That. And Right Now, We Are Eating Dinner And Watching TV.
Oh, sweetheart, don't let Miss Trunchbull make you feel that way.
I can't even remember any the flipper! - The fish joint.
I'm Matilda. Lavender.
Angry monster on the lose Omg this is a U rated film!
Quiet.
The Trunchbull likes to snap a whip in there to see who's trying to hide.
Put away the art projects. Put away anything colorful.
You better behave in the group
Are you win in this family?
You were born into a family that doesn't always appreciate you,
And worst of all, when the girl was 5, her father died.
Get out of the street, you little dodos.
Feel my heart.
HONEY: Come on, come on.
Give up? Ha-ha-ha.
Give me the cookies.
TRUNCHBULL: Get inside. Inside! Quickly, run!
The new agency night staff
Though it caused her great pain...
Кидаете в этого долбоёба Что вы
On May See You On May Tell You To Run
Now, that's liking into your my life. They're like explanation.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
What? - This is illegal. What? - This is illegal.
toxic alison fanderlinden was beryl ireallyiiriieeocooryle wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
You better stop eating all of these bananas, apples and guavas!