Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, I don't have time for all these legalities.

A really strong stomach.

When someone asks u for fifty quid for no reason

NARRATOR: Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend.

Here we are, my heartstrings. Ahh!

with hair long enough to climb, such people might exist only in storybooks.

Luan Loud where were you

Loosen up man your cursing my fucking nipples!

Let's do some together.

God, your hair looks awful. I hope they let you in.

Who’s in my house?!

We Can't Leave Valuable Packages Sitting Out On The Doorstep. Now Go Watch TV Like A Good Kid.

Lissy Doll, I called her.

[TRUNCHBULL GRUNTING]

They’re speedboat salesmen. Really nice guys.

HARRY: Get out of the street, you little dodos!

Will never see the light of day again. You. Will never see the light of day again. You.

Would you like me to pick you out one with lots of pictures in it?

What do you think, pumpkin?

Washington what?!!!

One second, Dad, I have the adoption papers.

I didn't do it, I swear! Why of course you did!

And We Crawl, We Will

♪ I would like to hold my little hand ♪

matilda! how dare you blow up the tv! now we have to read making friends: back to the drawing board because of you!

BRUCE! BRUCE! BRUCE!

Bunch of hippies and cesspool salesmen. Ha-ha-ha.

Two-directional drill.

Don’t be a Mr Wormwood, Ladies. Buy your Raffle Tickets Tonight!

Hey, Dip-Face, Where Are You Going? - I Don’t Know.

[RUSTED ROOT'S SEND ME ON MY WAY PLAYING]

I’m smart, You’re dumb. I’m big, you’re little. I’m right, you’re wrong. And there’s nothing you can do about it.

“Use the rod, beat the child, that's my motto.

Hamburger Fred, I called her.

It's hard for me to remember a Specific cheeseburger

I've had them since I was big enough to Xerox.

You what? Ha, ha. You--

Punch me i'm the trunchbull and i made the erasers redudant Yes magnus is dead you'll faint

Luan Loud it's over Luan Loud who won

Are you win in this family?

ten mas cuidado po guaton

Es tan waton que no se le ve la pichula

And you know where you'll end up? In a federal orphanage.

Single ladies be like..

TRUNCHBULL: I have never been able to understand why small children are so disgusting.

Take care of Christine. She'll be extending her stay.

Until You Wanna Show Someone, And Then You Can't.

If you're being so smart with thee and each other, nice and young future and eternity lady, you're going to become so punished.

Are you being smart with me?

and especially you.

Don't make me wait.

I’m Right, You’re Wrong. - Hey, Dip-Face, Here’s Your Book. - You’re A Wormwood. It’s Time You Started Acting Like One!

The library? You've never set foot in a library. You're only 4 years old.

Appearance is nine-tenths of the law

who's filling in for alison fanderlinden? lucy colman.

Algebra and geography. Hold on a minute.

(CHILDREN LAUGHING SOUND EFFECT)

Dinner Time Is Family Time! What Is This Trash You Are Reading?

[HARRY CHUCKLING]

VIVERE CHUAVECHITO PUBLICIDAD 1990

You're not gonna be calling us for support payments or something like that, huh?

People buy all of you

That was the old days.

I Hit The Double Bingo Ahh!

Y así es como logré escapar de un complejo de máxima seguridad

Yell at me again! Yell at you?!?

And there's nothing you can do about it.

You!. Go to your room right now! Right now!. Beat it!. You!. Go to your room right now! Right now!. Beat it!.

Think she'll make the fence? Gonna be a close one.

When exactly when I say it! - Here's your hat, Harry. - Give me that. And right now, we are eating dinner and watching TV. When exactly when I say it! - Here's your hat, Harry. - Give me that. And right now, we are eating dinner and watching TV.

HONEY: Hammer throw.

cheryl de coursey i miss evil dionne. ashley gallagher! you say that once more i'll kill you!

get inside you sistering ball of pots 14639398731

I'm gonna take that no-good jalopy you sold me and shove it up your bazooga!

but not everyone is born the same.

I say appearance is nine-tenths of the law.

I'll give you but!

Mrs. Phelps, who had been watching her with fascination

me mom's got rouphoms's dieiifauls acute socsteria figfueuue debbie's faviourite featurette pounk! and she's 89 to 0 years old! and she's almost got disteria and her gasoline burpaulin breath owes up to her glloouuggenhemin omoniniisiterbootleis yes she's still vowppeerginking!

Are You Hearing This, Harry?

(HARRY LAUGHING SOUND EFFECT)

Told ya was a cheap set.

Are you reading, or watching?

Oh Yeah?! Well, a MAN is entitled to come home and find DINNER ON THE TABEL!

(SCREAMING SOUND EFFECT)

And It Was The Most Scrumptious Cake In The Entire World.

NARRATOR: And the Trunchbull was gone, never to be seen or heard from,

i’m sorry baby

Get It off away from me!

HORTENSIA Of course!

Trash! I'm Fed Up With All This Reading! You're A Wormwood. It's Time You Started Acting Like One! Sit Up And Look At The TV. Trash! I'm Fed Up With All This Reading! You're A Wormwood. It's Time You Started Acting Like One! Sit Up And Look At The TV.

I don't know. What do you say, Dad?

Now, run along and get ready for a big day of learning, kid. Heh.

I hear her coming. Okay, now,

Future and eternity trash!. Future and eternity trash!.

When you get a car wash gift card for Valentines Day:

I thought grownups weren't afraid of anything.

and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABC's.

I'm gonna clean up this mess, and then I'll come and help you fill the bird feeder, okay?

por que no cambiai los plátanos por cochayuyos mori con esa parte

It's nice to go out sometimes. Yeah.

It's a chameleon. MATILDA: It's a newt.

[WHISPERING] Come on, tip over, you glass. Glass, tip over. Tip over.

MAN: Producers are not liable for any skin irritation that may result from playing our game.

and isn't wearing one today?

who's filling in for mel dremenco? jasmin trutwein.

A Frog! A Frog! A Frog!

You're a Wormwood. It's time you started acting like one!

I want you around here now with another car!

Shut Your Holes! Shut Your Holes!

TRUNCHBULL: Detention for you.

Or sometimes you think something's broken and then you take it to be fixed--

Luan Loud is eating dinner and watching Televison

Un champiñón cagando.

Are you a pig Lana ?

I did not glue my hat to my head.

Inspector Chuleta,

This Is Filth! Trash! Here. It's Not Mine! It's A Library Book. This Is Filth! Trash! Here. It's Not Mine! It's A Library Book.

If you don't, I will get you.

Act like fuckin kids. Keep your hands and comments to yourselves. Annoying asses. I haven't had coffee but I had a mouthful of bullshit.

[CHILDREN SHRIEKING]

I want you around here now with another car!

All right, here. Let’s roll.

[ALARM CLOCK RINGS]

You're too small. Grow up quicker!

(GRUNTING SOUND EFFECT)

I'll distract her.

Her sweat and blood went into this cake

You're a liar and a scoundrel, and your father's a liar and a cheat.

The hat shrunk, the fibers fused to my hair. Ow.

yes george do you think we toxed enough to get marriage off the hook? yes quite enough faye.

No, no, no, Miss Trunchbull. Yes!

And I never understood you, not one little bit.

Who you been talkin to?

She can really dance.

Luan Loud is already at Café Le Ritz

But For Those Idiots Out There Who Don't Know How To Play, Here's How It Goes.

Luan Loud I won

[TRUNCHBULL SCREAMING]

♪ Well, pick me up with golden hand ♪

Ah si, cómo olvidar a Walala y su olor a pata

Luan Loud worked selling used cars Luan Loud Make money

I can't look. Is he going to puke?

You Chose Books. I Chose Looks.

And the fourth cost $1100.

and I can feel the strongness.

Oh, yeah? A man is entitled to come home and find dinner on the table

(GROANING SOUND EFFECT)

The Hat Shrunk, The Fibers Fused To My Hair. Ow. The Hat Shrunk, The Fibers Fused To My Hair. Ow.

Some people like to have Vapes on the weekend

MATILDA: What's his name? Magnus.

Matilda matida Puss worm

Wormwood! You useless, used-car-salesman scum!

It's not trash, Daddy, it's lovely. It's called "Moby Dick" by Herman Melville. - Moby what?!?