Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How do I know? You shut it off!

[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]

Luan Loud you're A little cheat Luan Loud is stupid

Oh, I believe that you should believe in whatever power

the first practical advice she could use.

When your on your phone During family time

♪ Lovey dovey lovey one Come sit down on my knee ♪

[THURSTON HARRIS' LITTLE BITTY PRETTY ONE PLAYING ON RADIO]

You’re The Only Daughter I Ever Had, Matilda.

Well nobody will be there, we're moving to Guam!

Shotput javelin hammerdrill

Shot put, Javalin, Hammer throw

(SIRENS WAILING SOUND EFFECT)

My boy, today's the day I take you to the shop. What do you say?

I'm Hortensia. MATILDA & LAVENDER: Hi.

You're a little cheat What are you stupid

HARRY Chew your food! You're an animal!

NARRATOR: So Matilda's strong, young mind continued to grow,

Ando con 2 esquizofrénicos volándome por encima

What? This is illegal.

Would little Brucey come up here

It's a tall, narrow hole in the wall behind a door.

Sometimes she leaves you in there all day.

- They named her "Matilda." - You're supposed to eat the spinach. Ohh!

the salvos alexander heights. what about them? they're much bigger and 100000000 times better than the salvos malaga. that's very true.

Luan Loud you can't wear a hat inside

I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna burn down your showroom!

You must have some more.

You know, you could have your very own library card.

I'm telling you, I didn't do it!

Super Super Glue The Glue That Will Stay Strong No Matter What

I'm Fed Up With All This Reading! You're A Wormwood, It's Time You Started Acting Like One! Sit Up And Look At The TV. I'm Fed Up With All This Reading! You're A Wormwood, It's Time You Started Acting Like One! Sit Up And Look At The TV.

You've gotta be kidding. - Uh-uh.

Bruce looks real bad.

Watch the speedometer.

who's in my house?!

Well, you just asked me how school was.

My sister convincing me to buy Jayz tix & resale

Yeah, right. Mikey, get me a beer.

There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster.

so he invited the mother's stepsister to come and live with him.

ZINNIA: Oh, yeah. I like that joint.

AGENT BILL: You've been taping all week.

I'm sure you're aware by now that Matilda has a brilliant mind.

Of Course You Didn't Do It, You Little Twit. Of Course You Didn't Do It, You Little Twit.

Of course it's cheating. Nobody ever got rich being honest.

Now we're going to believe this into your life... they're like explanation.

She's got 120,000 miles on her.

[CAR APPROACHING]

You Chose Books. I Chose Looks. You Chose Books. I Chose Looks.

I'm gonna take that no-good jalopy you sold me and shove it up your bazooga!

Found a school clip of Ms Ross

You Were Born Into A Family That Doesn't Always Appreciate You,

Leave me behind! Leave me behind!

Oh, no, thanks.

These things are a test of character.

Much too good for children.

I didn't do it.

She is in the door She is inside

Here, keep drilling.

Homero bart lisa marge maggie milhouse moe abraham bob ned barney apu clancy eddie loy duff man gaspar willie kent nelson waylon troy seymour todd reverendo

And expensive. $9.25 for a bar of soap?

Luan loud you're stone

Luan Loud Sobbing

(grunting, straining)

GIRL 1: Lavender! GIRL 2: Lavender!

without having to wade through male strippers!

TRUNCHBULL: Shut up! The entire assembly

All right. HARRY: Quick!

The Hat Shrunk, The Fibers Fused To My Hair. Ow. The Hat Shrunk, The Fibers Fused To My Hair. Ow.

No! No! No! Get away from me.

What? - This is illegal. What? - This is illegal.

And here. - Okay.

Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Minnows

Benso: Ademas que igual me gusta hacer el scat se va a la habitacion con walala

Matilda had learned what most people learn in their early 30s:

who's filling in for lauren hill? ryan orchrocki.

the Wormwoods signed the adoption papers.

They'll let me in! MATILDA Here's your hat, Daddy!

Moby what?!? This is filth, trash! Here. - It's Not Mine! It's a Library Book. Moby what?!? This is filth, trash! Here. - It's Not Mine! It's a Library Book.

Was Julius okay? After being thrown out the window?

I'm Gonna Fight Like A Man!

Yes, I Know What Caveat Emptor Means, You Lowlife Liar!

And he called her Trunchbull?

No! No! No! Get away from me!

I expect you're wondering what I'm talking about. Hm?

You found that comb in the bouillabaisse.

Leave me behind!. Leave me behind!.

Nos enseñó con un poop.

If you're being so smart with me and one another, nice and young future and eternity lady, you're going to become so punished.

who's filling in for justin bieber? selena gomez.

I Don't Want To Leave. - Why Of Course You Are!

Yell at me okay!

Wait, Dad, you're going too fast. Just write.

NARRATOR: Most great ideas come from hard work and careful planning.

Matilda might never have discovered her own great strength of mind

I warn you, sir, I want a tight car, because I run a tight ship.

Matilda Wormwood.

I need to talk to somebody besides our stupid kids.

The sawdust quiets the gears, and lets the engine run as sweet as a nut for a couple of miles. Ha-ha-ha. - Daddy, that’s cheating. - Of course it’s cheating. Nobody ever got rich being honest.

I read this book last year on mathematics at the library.

Miss Honey Had A Deep, Dark Secret.

Oh, Charlie, won't you get those crayons for me.

(SCREAMING SOUND EFFECT)

Step out, My sugarplum.

Come On Move You Piece Of Junkyard Fodder!!

Leave Me Alone! - Shut Up! Leave Me Alone! - Shut Up!

excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell's enjoying her grandkids now. oh congratulations to her! i hope they've caused her boing boings.

If you cooperate, we'll make sure it's a nice orphanage.

it used to be nooverment and being lonely with sammie d'olivio and just telling mardie chobe to settle down but he quit so it would be bernard tomic taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

I'M THE MAP IM THE MAP HES THE MAP HES THE MAP IM THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP HIT THE DANCE FLOOR HIT THE DANCE FLOOR HIT THE DANCE FLOOR

Wormwood! Sell me our lemon?

Soup's on the stove. Heat it up if you get hungry.

walala "porque no cambiai los plátanos por cochayuyo

Luan Loud get out of here

and you wouldn't have to walk here every day.

NARRATOR: She pictured a lovely building surrounded by trees

Shut Up! I Can’t Think With All These Sirens. What Do You Think, Pumpkin?

...she did not let it interfere with her teaching.

GIRL 1: The chalk. BOY 1: The chalk.

9:17 is correct.

Let Me See The Money. - Never Mind.

Matilda! Miss Honey.

In This Classroom, In This School, I Am God!

TRUNCHBULL: Hop to. Hippity-hop.

EVIL DAILYN, HOW DARE YOU GO TO THE AMC THEATER TO SEE DAILYN & FRIENDS THAT'S IT,YOURE GROUNDED FOR 5 WEEKS,GO TO BED NOW

MATILDA: How did her father die?

TRUNCHBULL: Hanging down by your ears.

Six and a half.

I'm 6 and a half, mommy. Five, then.

Is that Lissy Doll?

Pobre Walala, siempre le pasan cosas malas :(

who's filling in for gina timmins? larisha roth.

Because she's a spectacularly wonderful child, and I love her.

cody shut up and leve me aolne

You could take as many as you like.

(LAUGHING SOUND EFFECT)

George Washington what?!!!!!!!!!!!

You stupid girls don’t own me

Trunchbull : Girls filthy nasty things, glad i never was one Other girls : Sure Trunch

What poem would that be? Mrs. D, Mrs. I

Anytime anywhere look at this treasure reading I think I should don't look at that

Matilda, would you like to come over to my house this afternoon?

I'm Fed Up With All This Reading! You're A Wormwood, It's Time You Started Acting Like One! Sit Up And Look At The TV.

Person? - Get up.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] I really did do it, Miss Honey.

Come on, spit it out. Speak up. I like a joke as well as the next fat person.

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL "LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS"

Join the other future and eternity ranks!. Move! Join the other future and eternity ranks!. Move!

when you go to your cubbies to get your smelly coats,

Yes. She can multiply large sums in her head.

CHILDREN: Mrs. F-F-I

who's filling in for matthew coombes? delaware saint john.

Pescadito, ven a mí, solo te quiero comer

I ain't seeing your wisdom for no troublesome.

[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

Eso me pasa por rata

This Is The Cottage From Your Story. - Yes.