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The decision was unanimous.
And you wouldn't know a punchline if it ran over
Just squaring it up.
If not by assassins then by my very own hands
No, it is absolutely not a cool place to live.
I-I just heard it, and I know...
NANDOR: "Bon voyage."
I have to remind myself that vampires always make
♪ Don't let it go♪
to navigate it on your own,
and this is the TV control.
Nadja's masking her true feelings with a joke.
Okay, gracias.
Ah, cheers to that!
-This is not taping over RuPaul, is it? - No, no.
The guy had just such an amazing face,
Just by night? You're just gonna carry
When he says "take five," five of what?
Which is why I've decided to leave Staten Island
I think it's going to get worse
Uh, that's not how that works.
It's kind of important.
Nadja and Laszlo, they are itching to get away.
So you're saying if Laszlo doesn't go,
[high-pitched screaming]
So when the gang here said that they needed
Don't you even fucking dare!
You know what? Fuck this whole thing!
where men-- and, I'm told, some women--
Yeah, I've told you so many times,
I think we should all just take a second, breathe.
or any or your masters.
Yes, well, Gizmo needs to be here
You are a vampire I have known for a while now,
another person decides it's okay for them to leave the party,
Yeah, and it's kind of insensitive.
is even more terrifying and mysterious than our own...
- Of course. - I shall need ten minutes to recover.
We're missing three boxes of porn.
And I'm not gonna be the last one in here
and it's not gonna end like this!
♪ Tread with care♪
to make it physically impossible for you to harm me
Well, how am I gonna eat if I don't prey on people, dummy?
You, too.
How's about me and you take a lovely little trip
But that is no longer true, were it ever so.
because I am, and I will remind you,
DONAL: You know, you spend your whole life wanting
where they were like, "Go shoot 15 hours
- Oh, you do it! - Okay.
Well, there you have it.
-[whining] - Guillermo,
Run!
LASZLO: My dearest Nadja,
-'Cause I haven't seen the latest episode. - It's a fresh...
♪ Don't sing if you want to live long♪
it's right here.[HISSING]