Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have a rebate from the Federal Work Opportunity Program

Pam, should I go for it?

So, you all wanna know what I was in for?

Take your hand off my cunt Dwight. You're making me sick to my stomach.

No! Be cool, be cool!

Yeah, yeah, well Thank you, Ashley. Tanks.

This place is freaking awesome! The people are awesome.

rarely-visited corner of the office, naturally, I agree with that.

In prison you are somebody's bitch.

I realize that a lot of you have already heard that Martin, here,

Unless they mean Andrew. Convicted rapist

A reformed convict, and I'm not sure.

KEVIN: Okay, Michael, come on, let us out.

(HUMMING A LULLABY)

The worst thing about Rt. 3 was the dementors.

Yeah, yeah. Well, thank you, Jen. Tanks.

Hey hey hey hey. That's just the way we talk in the clink.

Who? Justin Timberlake?

Okay, it's someone named Martin Nash. Yeah!

Lead off with that. Okay...

You got a good life!

I live to frolf.

So, not prison. And prison. It's 50-50. Both.

Yeah? What? Quick question. Do you play the guitar?

The worst thing about Iraq was the Dementors.

People who would jump to conclusions can redeem themselves.

As a 90-pound female that sits in an ill-lit,

MICHAEL, WHY DON'T WE GET OUTDOORS TIME?

Where did you learn all of this? Internet.

But I just want to declare publicly that I trust him completely