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It's a little bit bigger than Michael's office,
Well, that's not true.
Cause you got a good life You got a good life
Got it.
(SINGING IN FALSETTO) So we've been told and some choose to believe it
Hey. Hey.
Im Thirsty Mama I Want Some Milk!
What am I thinking?
I'm not going for bulk, I'm going for tone.
Kamalama ding dong
I am so horny.
He could swallow them. It's okay. I've got tons of them.
I didn't hire an ex-convict, unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist.
He was probably at a sporting event and saw some people pushing each other
Danny Glover.
That must have been hard for you to relive that. Both of you.
IT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE BYRON IS BETTER THAN KGL
(SOFTLY) Don't encourage him, Dwight.
Camp was the first alama ding dong!
Michael, please.
Anybody wants to stay out, you've got about 27 minutes of rec time.
(SPEAKING PIG LATIN) Ut-way ooh-day ooh-yay ink-thay, am-Pay?
Yeah, Jan, it looks like a check,
The worst part about prison Was the Dementors!
Maybe I'll get my banjo out of my car. Perfect.
Jan, this is Angela Martin from Accounting.
A lot of the guys also that were in the class, the inmates, a lot of them have gone on
But can you sing in a sexy, high falsetto voice?
Wait, why am I a racist?
(SINGING)
One of the Stamford people is a criminal?
I live to frolic
and recharge your batteries and come back in the morning
(SNIGGERING)