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-No offense to you, sir. -Well, also, we really don't know how funny the joke is yet

Would you please stop interrupting me? Because...

but this isn't the Eagles. Okay?

Alan, what's my character again?

-[bell dings, clock ticking] -Gosh, I mean, maybe.

-I will be the young female customer. -[groans]

-Thank you. -No, no, don't do that.

It is, in fact, the boss's fault.

except for the wives.

You're thinking, "How do I know if I'm ugly?

-Where'd you get that robe? -Upstairs.

-[Charlie laughs] -ALAN: Jesus Christ.

I mean, I feel like they crank up the heat.

-Oh! Oh! Alan! -Alan! Alan! Alan!

That's, uh, that's gonna be a lot harder for me

Well, well, no, no. Women are right.

Get them all horny with your titties.

-Finally, a dude. -Yeah.

everybody take a deep breath.

-[bell dings] -But guys,

Hey, Larry? How soon can you get to the Hyatt?

Maybe if you stopped interrupting.

Ah, yes. Uh, just a quick question.

and the rest will be led by my associate Alan.

-That's great. -Very good, and for a woman, a good joke.

Now, I want you to imagine a scenario for me.

I'll just need another volunteer from the group.

Oh. No, there's no points.

No! Uh, groping and-and dick pics.

Oh. Oh, oh. Uh, uh, flirting and groping.