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Right, right? Back me up, girlfriend.

Well, I'm sure a lot of people here today feel that way,

in the workplace.

Great. So, you check IDs. That-that sort of thing.

well, it looks like a wig. Yeah. What's going on?

they're not gonna be as intimidated,

Okay. So what's my character?

He did a role-play thing, it went bad.

constantly calls his female coworker a bird?

Back in the day, I banged all my secretaries.

And we can't have that, okay?

I got the tapes. I got the receipts.

-It'd be chaotic. Yeah, yeah. -Ease into it. -Yeah.

But it's not for her. It's about her.

I'm sorry, points?

Hold on a second. Now, this is just a-this is just

Sir, are you leaving?

-There you go. -Wait, wait. You had sex with Charlie?

So just... Yeah.

-you know what I mean? -Ease-ease into it.

DENNIS: All right, calm down, calm down.

it's quid pro quo and hostile work environment.

but since you asked, the federal law is 300 days

There's nothing more unattractive than desperation

What? Are you kidding me? After all of this,

Now, we got to start taking this more seriously, okay?

Everyone in this room is. I-I did a scan.

until she complains to her boss about it.

and stuff? 'Cause I mean, I was molested.

And, yes, money can offset and reduce ugliness,

-Uh, so, uh... -Alan! Alan!

with you moving and talking and shit."

whether a person will be accused of sexual harassment,

I'm not in the scenario.

just like all women aren't represented

Yeah, but it's true. I mean, women are out to get us.

if, uh, you could take a seat, please.

nothing--more unattractive than desperation.

I was sweating through my clothes.

-I got molested by Dee. -What?!

No, no, no, no. You don't, you don't just throw around

-to keep tabs on you guys. -Don't worry, Dennis.

Now here's the part where you say,