Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, that makes sense. I always hated Seth.

Hello, everyone. I'm Alan.

And how many drinks have I had at this point?

Okay? It's not a crime to be ugly.

We don't want the whole system to collapse,

-It's a compliment. -How is that a compliment?

They're all time-stamped and coded.

which is why Icreated the Shitty Bar List.

-I'm ready for some booze. -DEE: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Uh, yeah, technically, don't, like, I get, like, a free pass

I'm gonna work really hard and get all the points and...

Not him, either. Yeah, I am talking

Young female customer. Great, good. Yes.

"Shitty Bar List" of unsafe places for women.

-That was pretty good. -That was awesome.

harassed her, too, because they all banged her.

-[bell dings] -"But Dennis...

but I see why you did it.

Yeah, and I kept saying... [muffled protests]

You got to protect me on this, Larry.

Jesus, Dee. Ugh, God.

[regular volume]: Um, Kate, if I may, yeah.

Frank, modulate your volume, okay? This is serious, okay?

I have a petite frame. I... I-It's a Thumbelina frame.

You don't show up at a bar sober.

that, like, true love is in front of her stupid face.

It doesn't work that way, 'cause I'm a woman and you're the man.

-We get it. We get it. -That's him doing his gay guy thing.

she wasn't into him, but then, like,

[laughs quietly] Nice try, you dumb bitch.

Sorry. I... Can I just make this very clear, okay?

-And I don't think... -Hon, I'm on the phone, you see?

And you're like, "Shut up! Stop talking! Be still.

Now, that's actually a common misconception, okay?

And we should probably stop harassing them.

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gotten a little distance from the event...