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The future of Paddy's depends on us completing this seminar.
-What? Why? -No, no, no, the employee
I mean, n-now you're all sweaty and twitchy?
Um, so, uh, Mac, what is it that you do at the bar?
I ended up firing her?
-but so cool, man. -Yeah.
Shit, I just looked at her tits.
You are... you're not in the scenario.
"Let me do my thing. I can't, I can't get off
Hey, you guys think that Alan guy's got a big dick?
Time's up, time's up, time's up
[scoffs] You guys, this isn't about me.
"I-I... See, I can't be ugly, all right?
-He should. -Not once has he ever checked an ID.
And 100% of women
wasn't coined until 1975,
Because he's gross, he's ugly, he's a little bit of a monster.
KATE: Yes, that's right.
It's certainly not the woman's fault, you know?
and anyone could be taken down at any moment,
Who could possibly be happy right now?
You know, we're gonna get through this, I-I think.
It just, i-it... did somebody turn up the heat?
Nice try, you dumb bitch
you-you've got a big problem, all right?
-Oh, go Birds, go Birds. -All right, fine, go Birds. Yes.
The boss.
Because I feel like standing next to you,
That's one of the things that you'll learn in the seminar.
"Good morning, boss."
-Ooh. Wow, what do you think, Charlie? -Yeah.
loads of women all the time,
Well, it's not very nice, but it's not sexual harassment.
Ugh! You kids and your climates.
about y... You know what, never mind. Your time's up.