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Just so you know, I was up all night...
So we just sit and stare at the screen, waiting for something to happen?
- Oh, hold on, he could come back. - What's the point of everything?
- What was his name? - Curtis.
Will you please let it go?
It might have been a mistake to open that second bottle of wine.
- Okay. - Now you...
You went out in the hallway, stumbled into a portal...
Okay, now reel him in.
How could that be a miss? C-6 was a hit, C-8 was a hit.
You're Leonard, right?
Do you think they gave Wolverine an adamantium prostate?
You know, like you and my mom did.
Do you even think about other people, Leonard?
That's Leonard. He says he loves you.
- Come here, you. - Oh...
- Yes? - Oh. Uh...
No, women do that to me all the time.
That means that for over 300 years...
Don't be oversensitive. He's calling you illiterate, not your race.
What do you want me to do?
I'm saying, if we fake got back together...
- Well, that sounds great. - It is.
And the pee stick in your bathroom is to check for diabetes.
...but all I ask is you respect me enough to be honest about them.
I'm starting to think we're never going to see that pizza.