Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't care for novelty editions of Monopoly.
...and you moved and she accidentally got lip?
Well, who would ever guess that?
Well, I'm just glad you finally found yourself a keeper.
- No, it's okay, go ahead. - What?
Excuse me, I can't be drinking.
...but once in a while, it's nice to hear the hits.
That happens with me and my mom all the time.
...of the new Roommate Agreement.
Hey, love bug.
- How do you know that? - Well, he was Italian.
It's more than a year since I've kissed a girl.
I'll friend you on Facebook.
- Right, Leonard? - I do, I have to work.
What? Why?
I can't believe you would lie to me.
...kissed me and then shut the door in my face.
Dad, he'd love to, but Leonard has to work in the morning.
I was working with penicillin-resistant gonorrhea in the lab today...
What about the guy who gets a prostate exam from Wolverine?
The whole thing's bull squirt, huh?
...and has been ordered by the U.S. Government to keep it a secret.
- C-7. - Miss.
Your mom creeps the hell out of me.
That one always makes me laugh.
Wolverine's never displayed interest in helping others prevent prostate cancer.
"Howard, help me out of the tub.
I'd like you to reposition the telescope, please.
Please, please, please don't give up on her.
I do appreciate that.