Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have a bro-- I have the same mother and father...
Stop it. Stop it. Stop.
Tell me, has he asked for large sums of money recently?
I'd have to have a hard out by the 22nd. That's when I have my deal happening.
That's great. I'm here for you, and I really can't do enough for you.
I feel great about it. Let me feel good?
I'm not gonna be upset with you.
Stephen Harding.
...because we are 439 hours, 22 minutes, and 3 seconds until C-Day.
This is the key to the whole process...
The guy in the red suit's not looking out for your future.
How are you doing to Norfolk STOP ARGUING
He then decided to lay his hands on me and get physical and tried to hurt me, Nick.
I want one.
Why don't you step into the 21st century?
So this time, on this specific occasion, I'll let you know what it is.
You just keep stuffing your face with gingerbread, fat boy.
Have you been spying on me?
Come on. Get out of your head for a second. Get into your body.
Workshop's behind you.
Let's go, people! Let's pick up the pace!
And you have a 55-inch Plasma TV in your room?
Oh. Looks like a new kid just took over the number one Most Naughty spot.
- Come on, fat boy! Ah. - Aah!
Look, I'm gonna tuck and go as fast as I can, all right?
Tough love's a little difficult for me.
Well, I came for the intervention. Your family asked me.
But some of them are scared.
You have a nice full head of hair, honey.
You're driving like an absolute pro who makes a lot of mistakes.
I'm sorry. I'm gonna practice tough love on you, buddy. All right?
By the time the sun rises, it will all be over.
- Delivering presents. - Oh, no.
- Hi, Fred. - Hi.
Two whole days, you don't call me.
No more. Icky, but done.
Willie, just for the record, I'm not really a morning person.
- It hurts people's feelings if you don't. - I got it.
He has developed acid reflux and sleep apnea.
Yeah, I know what tomorrow is.
Come on, he can't take us all!
Hey, eggnog for Fred, Frosty.
Huh.
Your behavior has been unacceptable.
And I, uh, feel this way all the time.
Fuck you fuck you
So you decide to stay Four
- I don't nap. - Oh.
Only a Claus can deliver presents and that is a Claus.
We're cutting corners, but I think we can make it.
I never bashed anything. That wasn't bashing anybody. Don't make up lies.
Don't you have a date with a guy who forgot to plug his meter?
Please, let's just cut to the chase.
- ...and be a team player, okay? - Don't do it.
But, um...
- Trouble? - No, no, no.
A sh-- There aren't any sheiks in India.
Well, well.
I did you a favor. You get outside, play around, make some friends.
If I had one more little shot at it, I would've been just fine.
Look up People Help the People on the Internet, you'll see a picture.
- Watch the roof there. - I can't do it!
- Aah! - Oh.
It's not about the money. It's liquidating the money.
...I'm afraid it's gonna get ugly.
So go ahead, pull this big tugboat to shore. Anchors aweigh.
Fred. What in the heck are you doing?
At, uh, a pretty exciting new hot spot here in town called...
But, Fred, it's so catchy.
Clyde Archibald Northcutt...
Ho.
- ...thrown his back out. - No.
No elf discipline.
Fred, not everybody falls down on his face in front of the girl he loves.
Oh, my goodness.
"You're gonna support your brother." And so that was gonna be my job.
- Bam! - Bam! Yep
Santa. You found me.
I just wish you were never born.
If you wanna do something for him...
That tree was the last straw.
Oh.
Why, yes, Mr. Northcutt, yes, he has.
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Everybody loves Christmas!
I wonder what it is.
...done.
It hurts.
Willie, gather all the elves and meet me in the Workshop right now. Let's go.
Is that from you or is that because you use the TV as a babysitter?
That's awesome. Work is really good for someone to do when they're doing stuff.
Can you hear me? It's Fred calling.
Ugh!