Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...and turn it into a problem.

- I'm easy to find. - Big talk.

Oh, where, oh, where did all the kids' letters go?

...so that way I gave you $10,000, you gave me $5000.

There's more Santa statues in the world than Buddha. It's a shell game.

If you wanna bring the hammer down upon his little DJ hands...

Uh, shave a few reindeer, sprinkle the doodads on the cookies...

Santa's not bringing y'all families. Santa Claus is a clown.

This may be the best ticket I ever got.

This tree's gonna chop that big tree down.

So you asked me for something.

Oh, and do you think that after a while of being called Four-Eyed Clyde...

Now, good night.

I think we're making some real progress.

Step up for everyone's favorite charity, People Help the People.

Oh, come off it, Willie. Everyone knows this story.

I'm proud of you, Willie.

- When Blitzen learned to fly? - He fell on his face.

...but I ran into your parents, and they invited me to dinner.

I remember that. Try fitting that down the chimney, huh?

Oh, and one more thing, make sure you eat all the cookies.

Anna-Marie Gormley.

- Cut him off! - He's an impostor!

...and for the love of my family name...

You got a cop right there.

He's getting paid. He's got a whole thing happening.

Have a nice night.

The little tiny people.

Catch it, catch it, catch it one time.

Feel it. Stay with it.

But I didn't give you a Superman cape, did I?

Oh. He wanted you to have this too.

Oh, ho, ho, okay.

- Then she's a dater. - You push and fix on one thing.

Yo, brother Fred, can I get a "Ho, ho"?

Or whether they've been marked Naughty or Nice.

Your erratic behavior is putting too much stress on your brother.

- That? - Oh, no.

- Tomorrow? - Yeah.

Snap the reins! We need more speed at this altitude!

...the busiest in the whole world.

If you want salvation, no army can give it to you, only people can.

And I just don't know if I'm ever, you know, gonna be able to fully recover now.

But Fred's promise is just the beginning of his story.

That's it. Okay, now, the next thing you do is put your hand on my back.

I'm gonna tell you about the surprise. It's not a surprise.

Something like a family member's health or the end of war or famine.

It's not like I didn't want my brother to succeed.

...that I was gonna do whatever it took...

You're gonna have to pay something...

Let's get our blood pumping. Let's make some bad decisions with each other.

Of course. He's crying out for help.

Of course, sometimes kids are both naughty and nice.

...of naughty children.

I couldn't control being brother of the president of the United States.

Africa plus Asia, plus Europe, North America, South America.

That Naughty-Nice List that you got?

...like, you know, you're looking out for someone else.

...Bonsai Palace.

And another 20. Let me see what you got.

...the average child asks for 15 gifts per letter.

Bays. Boys, easy.

Head 12 degrees north into London.

- Give me a little something. - Yes, I will.

You betcha. Fred, you just stay right there. Don't you move an inch.

You gotta pay it within 30 days, you know that?

What, we don't know what happens, what--?

...you'll wake up, you're 35, crying about your life in front of the soaps.

- Great. So this is it? - Yeah, right.

...he didn't need those darn glasses anymore, did he?

You'll still be able to save Christmas. We don't have a lot of time.

- Stephen, by the way. - Hi, Stephen.

It's okay. Friendly, friendly, friendly. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

...the board is seriously considering...

What is it, Fred? Is it--? It's me, isn't it?